Another scurvy dog

This is to record that on August 30 in the year two thousand and nine, young Spencer Robert Webb gained entrance to Captain Sam Ashe Arnold's pirate room and did serve as junior navigator therein. He may or may not have plundered the Captain's treasure box and/or chewed on various and sundry items. Now he knows what fascinating adventures lay at the headwaters of the Great Stair Waterfall... Things shall never be the same.